necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

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dishonourable:

nothing is more embarrassing than people finding your attempted selfies

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onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

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jesussbabymomma:

HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO

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lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

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im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already

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anus:

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

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